Bad Day,

Today is a bad day. Apart from Drama that is. Anyways, went to Sawyer's blog and saw this link. I searched up my name. And apart from the broken English, I was laughing. Lols. Here it is.

Anson

A slang term used only by the elete of Shorecrest. Anson is a term used to descibe the Randy Ginger transcendent from God himself. It is comenly used for a state of mind when your so fucked up all you can compare it to is being like Anson himself. An absolutly ridiculous human, who can't drive and is usually on Kpins. You can track down an Anson down by luring him with pot.
E.g.
Hey, I heard you got pretty fucked up last night.

Ya Man, I was worst then anson.

Like whatthefuck? Hahahhahahahah. I even looked up my alter ego, Patricia and Stitch.

Patricia

a beautiful, tall, smart, brunnete that likes to party.
Usually friends with a blonde.
E.g.
The girl at the party was being a patricia!

Stitch

(noun) A cute and cuddily alien fiend who is often seen carrying multiple firearms. He has a friend who has the same name as a Linux bootloader.
E.g.
Wow...Stitch is SOO cool, he is the first thing Disney got right in a long ass time.